pontmercyanide:

some flowers just arrived for my sister but my mom thought they were for me.

and so she asked if they were from henry and of course i asked what the hell she was talking about

and she was like “henry, the boy you’re always talking about.”

she meant henry david thoreau.

i quote henry david thoreau so much my mom thought henry david thoreau was my boyfriend

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spiced-milk-tea:

p5stuck:

jellyworld:

the evolution goes like this right

shota -> twink -> trap

#can we get pokemon based on this

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